Erase body hair with pride, not pain.
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In 2010 a group of guys in Los Angeles, California sought to remove hair from the most sensitive parts of the body with no collateral damage to the skin as a favor for friends in the film and sports industries. What started as a bit of a joke to develop a safe and effective way to remove any body hair even 'down there' quickly turned into a movement once the secret got out. Our two-stage body hair management system is the industry standard for removing hair anywhere on the body while fortifying the skin at the same time so you're always primed to shine. With the most rigorously tested formula on the market and the best ingredients available, ballsBALM® is the obvious choice to bare the hair--anywhere.
Always Dermatologist Tested
FDA
Inspected
Factory
Always 100% Cruelty Free
Vegan and Natural Ingredients
Balls out quality control.
Dope sh!t
No one likes hair in their mouth.
Spread the love.
Look like a bear during mating season? Check unwanted body hair for the definition your body deserves.
Dap up and get down.
Bare Balm™ and Calm Balm™ are specially formulated for use anywhere on your body, even ‘fun zones’.
Ladies use us too.
ballsBALM® drops hair so well women can’t keep their hands off of us either. Fo sho.
Smart formulas. Stupid fly ingredients.
We source only the finest ingredients for Bare Balm™ and Calm Balm™ so you can remove body hair with confidence no matter what kind of skin your mama gave you. See below for an ingredients breakout of what goes into the greatest hair removal system ever devised. No cap.
We're easy.
Butter up.
Apply a layer of Bare Balm™ wherever you want to erase hair.
Grope yourself.
After 10 min rinse off in the shower massaging the area with your Bare Paw™ if necessary.
End happy.
After the Bare Balm™ and hair are removed, polish off the area with Calm Balm™ and get ready to get touched.
Choose your weapon.
Remove body hair like a professional and game on fleek with the ballsBALM® Bare Pair™. We make it easy to tame the mange whether you're performing surgical strikes on hairy 'fun zones' or want to erase every last follicle you've got and join the bodybuilding circuit. Made for all hair and skin types, you can drop the hair--anywhere--with our signature Bare Balm™. Follow up with it's legendary sidekick Calm Balm™ and get ready to get touched.
Get Some Here.
Bitchy skin approved.
Natural AF.
ballsBALM® uses only plant based, vegan ingredients whenever possible because your skin has enough to worry about.
Legit clinical testing.
ballsBALM® uses neutral, third-party dermatologists on all of our formulas to ensure a smooth experience.
Fine-ass factory too.
All ballsBALM® products are produced in an FDA inspected, state-of-the-art facility in Southern California for unparalleled quality control.
The real deal in men's body hair removal.
Remove body hair anywhere you've got with the legendary ballsBALM® Bare Pair™. Our Bare Balm™ blasts trough even thick body hair without pissing off your skin. Follow up with Calm Balm™ after lotion and you finna roll smooth, son.
Clear the hair and show out with an inspirational tee shirt.
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