Bedroom Collection.

Blow the bedroom door off.

You're a man, act like it. Well-placed confidence is key to any sexy encounter and your lover will appreciate it.  Let your inhibitions go between the sheets with the ballsBALM™ Bedroom Collection™.  With our professional suite of personal care products at your disposal, no need to worry about making a rookie mistake when things get 'nude'.


Sex on a dime with ballsBALM™ laySPRAY™.  Keep your tool touchable with dicSTIC™, and never miss a chance to score with ballsBALM™ tipTOPS™.  We give you options to go 'further' in bed.  And ain't nothin' wrong with that.

Coming January 2018

Smell fair. Down there.

Need to 'clear the air down there'? Skip the cologne and harsh deodorants that scorch the skin and leave it susceptible to rashes and irritation.  Use ballsBALM™  dicSTIC™ instead.  A simple, safe, and effective way to fight the BO down low, it's an all-the-time solution for your active lifestyle.  A lite, classic scent with none of the harsh perfumes clouding up your real essence.  Goes on clear and won't let you down, even after 12-hours grinding on the beach, dicSTIC™ is the perfect tool to keep yourself crisp and ready for snacking.   

Slick nifty.

Like any high-intensity, friction-full activity, sex requires well-placed ‘moisture’. But traditional lubricants are messy and cumbersome to use.  Enter laySPRAY™ a fully-functional, spray-on ‘friction-fighter’ that lets you slick up any part you’ve got, without the waste and chaos you get palming the ‘jellys and jams’ available now.  So if you want a ‘smoother’ marathon session without the mess, or just a quickie without getting sticky, add laySPRAY™ to your kit and stop apologizing for the lube puddles you’re leaving everywhere.    

Freshen in a flash.

Got a messy situation on your hands...or any other part of you?  Towel off with ballsBALM™ tipTOPS™ and get clean as a whistle instantly with our super-sensitive cleansing towels.  Designed for the discriminating gentleman, our flushable tipTOPS™ come in low-profile, easy-to carry packaging so you can take them anywhere you need to clean up, discreetly. tipTOPS™ come extra large, so you can always be sure you get the job done when you need to prime your shine and conditions are less than ideal.