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Bootylicious kit.

You're a man—take your shirt off.

"[B]y far the best hair removal cream I have used"  Amazon client review June 8, 2018 

Much is made of the modern trend of men’s skincare and body hair removal, but for guys, skin and hair management is neither ‘modern’ nor a ‘trend’.  Dealing with our skin and body hair is a ubiquitous feature of manhood—and always was.


At ballsBALM™ we want to share our body care secrets with men who are caught in the grind of whether or not skin and body hair management is important.  It is. Good things come to men who groom themselves for greatness and ballsBALM™ is proud to back you up in the fight to look—and be—your best.  

Groom for greatness.

Why ballsBALM™?

At ballsBALM™ we know that from sex to sports, from the boardroom to the bedroom, managing your appearance is essential for a man to make a good impression and to stay at the top of his game. But with only costly and embarrassing options available for guys to do so, many find it all too easy to neglect themselves and lose their edge. 

Not anymore. 

ballsBALM™ is proud to offer a suite of personal care products that safely and effectively help men manage their bodies, in even the most sensitive spots.  

We don't ship and tell.

Shipping is confidential, fast, and free. @#$%! yeah.

Your business is your business, and when you order from us it'll stay that way.  All orders from ballsbalm.com are processed by third party fulfillment teams and are only marked with nondescript return addresses. No visible markings indicating contents can be found and we always use obscure packaging for your complete privacy.

balls deep savings.

You're welcome.

 Feeling cheap?  We understand. ballsBALM™ is dedicated to saving you money so you don't have to keep asking dates for gas money.  All orders ship FREE via USPS Priority Mail and everyday we offer bundled products packs so you can stock up without busting the bank.  Buy more.  Save more.  It's that simple.  

Hiding in clothes?

Naked is the goal.

At ballsBALM™ we believe that nudity is something everyone should be good at. With our suite of products, it's easy to feel prepared for any situation where clothes become a barrier to better things. So grab some ballsBALM™ and your birthday suit--you've got things to do!

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