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Objectify yourself.

We're back. Everybody get naked.

Fine-tune your biggest organ.

no boundaries in the bedroom.

"Groom yourself for greatness."

"My nuts need hope..."   client email comment, October 14, 2016.


Pinch yourself, ballsBALM™ is back.  We've restarted production of your favorite ballsBALM™ products and we have no intention of ever stopping.  We take it as a compliment that it's been hard to keep most of our products in stock, but we get that it sucks for our clients. We're working through the night so you can stop sweating the ballsBALM™ supply.  Cheers.


Christian Taggart, CEO

Why ballsBALM™?

At ballsBALM™ we know that from sex to sports, from the boardroom to the bedroom, managing your appearance is essential for a man to make a good impression and to stay at the top of his game. But with only costly and embarrassing options available for guys to do so, many find it all too easy to neglect themselves and lose their edge. 


Not anymore. 


ballsBALM™ is proud to offer a suite of personal care products that safely and effectively help men manage their bodies, in even the most sensitive spots.  

Prime your shine primps Charming.

Hiding in clothes?

At ballsBALM™ we believe that nudity is something everyone should be good at. With our suite of products, it's easy to feel prepared for any situation where clothes becomes a barrier to better things. So grab some ballsBALM™ and your birthday suit--you've got things to do!


Balls-deep savings.

Feeling cheap?  We understand. ballsBALM™ is dedicated to saving you money so you don't have to keep asking dates for gas money.  All orders ship FREE via USPS Priority Mail and everyday we offer bundled products packs so you can stock up without busting the bank.  Buy more.  Save more.  It's that simple. 

ballsBALM™ is bomb.

Much is made of the modern trend of men’s skincare and body hair removal, but for guys, skin and hair management is neither ‘modern’ nor a ‘trend’.  Dealing with our skin and body hair is a ubiquitous feature of manhood—and always has been. 


At ballsBALM™ we want to share our body care secrets with men who are caught in the grind of whether or not skin and body hair management is important.  It is. Good things come to men who groom themselves for greatness and ballsBALM™ is proud to back you up in the fight to look—and be—your best.   

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